May 2013
casualremindersaboutjeanvaljean:
casual reminder that jean valjean learned how to read and write in prison so that he could gain more of an edge in seeking revenge against the people who caused him to waste 19 years of his life but what he actually ended up doing with this skill was bringing the economy of a seaside town back to life and teaching a little girl the alphabet
The problems of writing
agent257:
pitchblack-the-nightmare-king:
Having a Beginning
Having an Ending
But WHERE’S THE MIDDLE?!?
HOW DO I GET TO THE ENDING
WHAT IS A PLOT
WHAT ARE PLOT DETAILS
WHAT IS WRITING
And most importantly:
HOW DO I TITLE
muse: ok so let's do an album warning about the environmental crisis and condemning human greed and lust for power
muse: BUILD THE BIGGEST FUCKING STAGE EVER, WITH SMOKESTACKS THAT SPEW FIRE, LOTS OF CONFETTI, A GIANT ROBOT, AND BLAST HUGE AMOUNTS OF CO2
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TUMBLR I'VE FINISHED COPY-EDITING MY BOOK!!!
I might have raised the angst by 150%.
Totally not sorry.
“I was satisfied with haiku until I met you,
but now I want a Russian novel,
a...”
– D. Young (via lanternsonlakes)
jesus-san:
today i learned it took a team of 11 people to write fergalicious
It’s almost one person per letter.
shannananan:
mercimonamie:
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
“Under the current ‘tyranny of slenderness’ women are forbidden to become large...”
– Sandra Lee Bartky, Foucault, Femininity, and the Modernization of Patriarchal Power (via sociophilia)
Capricorn: wow you pissed me off so I'm going to sulk in silence and snap if spoken to
Aquarius: YOU MADE ME UPSET IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD /melts into a dramatic heap
Pisces: I'M GONNA FUCKING THROW THINGS. LIKE THE BIGGEST TANTRUM. YOU HAVE -EVER- SEEN.
Aries: WOW I'M SO MAD for like a second. What's for dinner?
Taurus: BRB SMASHING HEADLONG THROUGH A WALL TO KILL YOU
Gemini: Oh, I'm not mad. Wait. YES I FUCKING AM. Okay maybe not. BUT THEN AGAIN--
Cancer: ...oh. I'm angry. But you'll never know. Tillit'stoolate. Cookie?
Leo: /INDISCERNIBLE NOISES OF RAGE
Virgo: how could you do this to me. how. HOW??? Get out of my life. No wait baby come back...
Libra: Passively plotting your demise.
Scorpio: This'll only sting for a second. Unlike my wounds which'll bleed FOREVER and you'll never hear the end of it. WHIIIINE
Sagittarius: I have to leave before I kill someone. Bye!
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
show a man tumblr and he will laugh for a second. teach a man to use tumblr and watch him spiral into insanity
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Part 2/3 done. Only one to go now :D
Reblog if you're a female who likes The...
m-monte4:
iwanttohuglokisobad:
howdoyoulogout:
I’m trying to prove a point to a douche in my class who thinks girls are lying about enjoying marvel.
are you fucking kidding me along with there being tons and tons of hot men its pretty fucking cool too come on
I LEARNED HOW TO READ OUT OF A MARVEL COMIC BOOK BEFORE I WENT TO PRESCHOOL, COME ON, IS THIS A JOKE!?
“Women read comics. Anyone at all engaged in social media knows this. Women read...”
– Brett White, Comic Book Resources (via wandrinparakeet)
and yet men remain the most marketed demographic for just about everything.
(via ohhoechno)
I’m pretty sure the only men who spend more time thinking about DC than women on Tumblr are the men who actually work there.
(via touchofgrey37)
Something tells me that if i hadn’t spent half of the afternoon watching eurovision I’d have finised part two, BUT Eurovision was research material!!
FINISHED COPY-EDITING THE PART ONE OF THREE OF MY...
JESUS CHRIST!!! ONLY 2 TO GO NOW!!!
Whatever, for whoever may concern, my 1st book will be out in Brazil by the end of August! My publisher is Gutenberg :D
secretlymisha:
as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
bennetwilcox:
welcome to europe
tesskun:
dr-vblschrf:
OH MY FUCKING GOD
quitcomplaining:
